I wish for just one minute, I could see your pretty face

OK, so I'm a bad person. After telling y'all to buy that other calendar, I've decided not to buy it. But, just because I'm not a half-naked guy kinda chick. Instead go buy this one or this one. I'm not saying I'm in favor or not in favor of the war. I really am not gonna go there, it's way too painful and heated arguments start that way. Just check out these two calendars, they're only $13.